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To all the delusional Jongkyung shippers out there, this is the truth. You can believe your oppar and this skank are dating, or you can believe the truth. I've conducted extensive research into alien abduction, and I'm currently majoring in Occult Studies at College. It has become apparent to me that this is what has happened to Jonghyun.

According to experts, alien abduction is the process of "subjectively taking real memories secretly against one’s will by apparently nonhuman entities and subjected to complex physical and psychological procedures." Notice a pattern here? Realistically speaking, there can only be one possible answer to what has happened. I've laid out the steps of a typical abduction so everyone can follow wit

1. Capture - The abductee is forcibly taken from terrestrial surroundings to an apparent alien space craft.
If you carefully analyse and compare Shinee's schedule you would realise that the time frame between the release of 2009, Year of Us and Lucifer has some large discrepancies. Usually follow up albums are released by SME artists no later than 3-4 months after their mini album. However, Shinee took up to 8-9 months before the release of Lucifer. Obviously, the capture and return of Jonghyun was during this period of time. If you paid close attention, you would notice that Jonghyun's hair during the Lucifer promotions looked like it had be fried or burnt. This is due to the fact that he was probed and electrocuted into submission on an alien spacecraft.

2. Examination and Procedures - Invasive physiological and psychological procedures, and on occasion simulated behavioral situations, training & testing, or sexual liaisons.
As you may have noticed, Jonghyun's UFO replies to fans lately have been quite sexually promiscuous and unlike his usual secluded and awkward self.

Fan: [Jonghyun] Open your heart~ I want to go in~
[Jonghyun] Come in ha

Fan: [Jonghyun] Can you give me one more BOBO (kiss)? Is that very hard for you? ㅋㅋ
[Jonghyun] Chu

Fan: [Jonghyun] Mm, tell me your wish!
[Jonghyun]: Like skinship ha

Fan: [Jonghyun] What kind of skinship do you like lately? Hug? Holding hands? Putting arms across shoulders?
[Jonghyun]: More than what you expect

Fan: [Jonghyun] What skinship are you wishing for? ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ If you could say this wish then we could fulfill it right now ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
[Jonghyun]: Let's Go ha

Fan: [Jonghyun] Say another wish and go to sleep ㅋㅋ
[Jonghyun] Make a call and say dirty (swear) words ha

These above UFO replies are the obvious first signs of mind control and the planting of the seed. Our usual innocent puppy-like Kim Jonghyun would have never suggested such atrocities to fans and it is obvious the minds of alien life are at work here.

3. Loss of Time - Abductees often rapidly forget the majority of their experience, either as a result of fear or medical intervention, or both.
This easily and completely explains why Jong hasn't come out to the public about his alien abduction. Or if he has recalled any memories, he wouldn't come out with them for fear of being kicked out of SM Entertainment. As it is obvious the pictures were taken days, even weeks before the scandal was uncovered, and that Jonghyun is clearly looking at the camera in many photos - it is reasonable to conclude that Jonghyun is deluded enough to believe that this is true love. He doesn't even care if he is caught by the media, as he truly believes he is in love with Sekyung.

4. Return - The abductees are returned to earth, the dissociation with former friends, and misbehaviour. Occasionally in a different location from where they were allegedly taken or with new injuries or disheveled clothing.
The return of Shinee with their new album Lucifer was a great shock to many fans. Jonghyun had decided to reveal his back and Minho his abs (Stay tuned for part 2 of this article where we discuss the possible abduction of Shinee's very own Choi Minho). Many would say that Jonghyun's dishevelled, sometimes crayon-vomit like clothes were very unlike him. The old Jonghyun, like that at this year's Dream Concert would be very careful not to reveal much skin, as he had stated after Dream Concert in an interview that he was very uncomfortable with revealing so much skin in his low cut top. This however, was before his alien abduction took place. With the release of Lucifer Jonghyun was seen wearing a lot less than usual and even proudly stating on Sukira with Super Junior's Leeteuk and Eunhyuk that he believed his fan status would rise as he had revealed his back.

As many Shawol's would know, Key was very blunt and upfront about his relationship with Shinee members in his GQ Korea interview earlier last month. He stated that Shinee was merely his work mates, and not his close friends. For those who have followed the Shinee fandom since Day 1, many would know Key had stated multiple times that he practically fell in love with Jonghyun when they first met in their trainee days. Key's outrage and disapproval of Jonghyun's new persona after returning from alien abduction is clearly noted in this article.

Jonghyun's appearance with Key on Silver Chime in July/August must also be noted. Many of you may know the infamous ramen eating scene Jonghyun had with prominent comedian Jung Juri? The look he flashed Juri after her assault? Was one of regret and love. Key's displeasure can also be seen in this scene.

Lastly, injury, notice that SME did not blame the fans of Indonesia? Obviously this was a ploy to cover up why Jonghyun was really hurt. Really where was he? In a mosh-pit? The usual fan gatherings around artists I have been in do not involve pushing one around. Those knee/calf pads Shinee wore during Lucifer promotions were due to Jonghyun's injured leg. It was only after the pain was too much that he had to finally announce it and what better than a cover-up? To do this SME decided to use the pathetic story that Indonesian fans had hurt him in a fansigning. Obviously the fail from the spacecraft was too much for Jonghyun's figure and therefore tore his ligament. The same goes for the other member of Shinee Minho, which as stated before, will be discussed in part 2 of analysis.The analysis of Shinee and possible outer world miscreants.

5. Theophany - Coinciding with their immediate return, abductee may have a profound sense of love, a high, or "mystical experience".
This is exactly what is happening now with Shin Sekyung (An amplified version of the immense love Jonghyun felt for Jung Juri for a second after the noodle scandal) The photos taken together were not the result of love, but instead, the result of this theophany. It is evident that the ultimate reason behind the alien abduction was a plan to split Shinee up so Jonghyun could advance his solo career. Shinee isn't as famous as they once were, nor do they bring in as much money. Numerous statements by Jonghyun after the abduction make it clear he now hates Shinee and would rather just focus on his pending marriage to Sekyung.

So there you have it... This is all my own work so if you're going to repost this at tumblr, outside livejournal, etc. please credit.